"The park is open for all"

Films: Jurassic World (2015), Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2015), Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

Alias: Indominus Rex, the Raptor Squad (Blue, Charlie, Echo, Delta, Beta), Mosasaurus, Apatosaurus, Pteranodons, Dimophodons, Carnotaurus, Sinoceratops, Baryonyx, Stygimoloch (Stiggy), Allosaurus, Indoraptor, Giganotosaurus, Therizinosaurus, Quetzalcoatlus, Moros, Atrociraptors (Ghost, Panthera, Red, Tiger), Pyroraptor, Dimetrodons, Dreadnoughtus, Lystrosaurus, Oviraptor, Nasutoceratops

Type: Man-made

Location: Civilized area/Jungle/Ocean/Desert/Forest

Height/Weight: Ranges from that of small dogs to that of small buildings.

Affiliation: Neutral (most of them), Evil (Indoraptor)

Summary: For years and years, people begged the world for a sequel to the Jurassic Park franchise. Fourteen years after the last one, life finally found a way...though some may wish that we didn’t. For no one could predict the sheer chaos and carnage that ensued on the scale that it did when John Hammond's dream of creating a park full of dinosaurs finally came true.

History: More than two decades after the incident on Isla Nublar, Ingen has FINALLY perfected Jurassic Park into Jurassic World, becoming a sensation like no other as people finally get to come face-to-face with real dinosaurs. But then, the higher ups somehow get it in their heads that dinosaurs aren't enough for maximum profits, and decide to create an entirely new dinosaur. This creation, the monstrous hybrid known as the Indominus Rex, proved to be too intelligent and unstable all at once, and thus its creation led to a domino effect that would not only affect those on the island, but the whole world...

Notable Kills: The Indominus taking out an entire herd of Apatosaurus for sport, a Pteranodon stabbing a helicopter pilot with its beak, the alarmingly prolonged death of a person snatched by Pteranodons and dropped into the Mosasaur tank, the Indominus tossing Echo into a fiery grill, the Indoraptor tricking someone by playing dead before ripping off his arm (and everything else), a Lystrosaurus biting off an Oviraptor's head before helping a baby Carnotaurus pin down a scoundrel so that he gets chomped by a young Baryonyx, an Allosaurus biting someone off of a segway, and a Therizinosaurus smacking a deer away in one swipe. Also, see Final Fate.

Final Fate: After the Indominus' rampage is ended by the combined efforts of the lead Velociraptor named Blue, the return of Rexy herself, and the Mosasaurus dragging the mutant down below, the park is closed for good...right in time for the inexplicable volcanic eruption to force the dinos to be evacuated. But after that and the creation of the smaller yet twice as sociopathic Indoraptor (who's killed when Blue causes him to fall onto the horns of a Agujaceratops skull), the dinos are freed into the world, causing Ingen's rival company Biosyn to swoop in and try and capitalize off of it. Alas, that led to a bunch of nonsense involving mutant locusts and our human heroes watching as Rexy takes down a rival Giganotosaurus by shoving it onto the claws of a Therizinosaurus. Now, dinosaurs run wild and apparently everyone's okay with that. Yay......?

Powers/Abilities: Both the Indominus and the Indoraptor have heightened intelligence, while the former is also capable of blending into its surroundings like a chameleon. The Pyroraptor is also somehow capable of swimming like a waterfowl.

Weakness: Anything conventional. Also, the Indoraptor can be lured by a specially-designed laser-sight rifle.

Scariness Factor: 4 - As usual, you don't want to be in the same room as a lot of the predatory dinosaurs. Even the supposedly tame raptor Blue is not to be fully trusted, as she is still an intelligent hunter. Then you have the hybrids, which are completely mentally broken and seem to exist for no other reason than to kill all in their path. The indoraptor especially feels less like a dino and more like a horror movie antagonist with its sickly frame and unparalleled cunning (it can smile like a serial killer, for corn's sake!). The rest are worth avoiding for the most part. Good luck living in a world full of them!

Trivia: -The fourth Jurassic Park movie was in Development Hell for quite some time, and it gave rise to some truly bonkers premises. None are more infamous than the one in which dinosaur-human hybrids were created. The concept art is out there, and it is the stuff of nightmares.

-Once again, inaccuracies abound, though it's a bit less excusable considering these films were around way after things like naked raptors and pronated hands and the like were debunked. For instance, the Baryonyx is rather infamously missing the huge hand claw it's named after (as well as having a less narrow head and the crest of the real thing), the Mosasaurus has crocodile scutes and a paddle tail instead of the smooth lizard-like skin and shark-like tail it did have, and the Giganotosaurus looks virtually nothing like its namesake. Really, if we were to dissect what these films got wrong just to look cool, we'd be here forever.


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